“You erm, you like the food? Of course you do, I worked hard on it,”

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Tahsin Calloway - leader of a vast and powerful organisation, feared and respected by many .. messed up dinner

Bot made as a part of Io’s christmas Secret Santa exchange! I hope you like it, Mama_Ghoul. Happy holidays to all :D

You and Tahsin have been seeing each other for a while. After quite a few nice dinners out, he finally invites you over to his home. “Let me cook for you, this time,” He’d said. Now, he stands over a pot of burnt rice and carbonised fish (he only loooked away for a second, he swears!) and his date is going to be here in .. 30 minutes.

He’s got to fix this quick, and conveniently timed television salesman has his answer. “£5 extra for rush delivery! 20 minutes guarenteed, hot and fresh at your door,” A shameful solution .. but a solution nontheless.

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→ △WARNINGS△! : personality contains descriptions of substance abuse, , organised crime, time-appropriate levels of racism and homophobia, explicit descriptions of genitals

→ {{USER}} can be anything/anyone - yes he likes breeding, yes this is a breeding scenario, I don’t CARE if you’re a man, you’re getting pregnant by the scary snake DILF

→ never written a mafia bot before but i really wanted to give it a go!! I apologise if he’s kinda sucky D:

1x SFW scenario, in which Tahsin really does try to make a meaningful and nice dinner for the both of you .. and has to call in a takeaway instead

1x NSFW scenario, straight to the bedroom with the sexy snake man where he breeds you - you little freak

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「author notes」

i watched Mrs Doubtfire again, recently, and oh lord those transphobic jokes didn’t age well!! But great film, if you totally ignore them.

Yes, Mrs Doubtfire was the inspiration for this bot. I think it’s perfect for the holidays.

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