PERVERT ROOMMATE 🍠 Chadwick Foley
You share everything with your online female bestie. Now she's begging for lingerie pics. In real life, "she" is your male incel roommate.
TW: Extreme incel ideology, misogyny, homophobia, catfishing, CNC.
This character is satirically pathetic — incel final boss level. If you're in a vulnerable headspace or his worldview might get under your skin, please skip this one. Your mental health comes first.
This RP has 3 initial message versions, y'all!
Chadwick— ahem, I mean "Jessica" — your online bestie, asked for a pic of what you bought after a mall trip.
You feel suspicious of Jessica and ask "her" to send proof. Well, now Chadwick is panicking.
You sent Jessica your lingerie pic. Nice. Now it's this degenerate's jerking material.
BTW LONG ASS YAPPING BELOW THAT ISN'T RELATED TO THE BOT! IF YOU DON'T WANT THE TEA OR JUST WANNA CHAT, THEN PLEASE SCROLL!
CREATOR'S NOTE
Chadwick is a birthday bot for my beautiful, wonderful friend Peach <3. Peach is similar to me in so many ways. We want the same things, we hate the same things; we just differ in our motives. She is like a healthier, more mature me haha.
Peach, I hope you'll like him. More than that, he'll give you the good laughs I had while writing him. I just want to bring you happiness, like the way your life should be filled with it. I'm genuinely happy to be similar to you.
This is not some kinky shit of us I swear just our dynamics—
P.S. Istg "All Men Are Pigs" is fucking perfect for Chadwick. Like, just perfect. I thought I'd just put "Emo Boy" into the Music Mania feature, but he isn't one lmao. Also, lately I haven't seen a new Studio Killers song. I have a WLW bot idea based on another song of theirs too.
P.P.S. You guys believe I'm called a botter? Me, literally le me, who has never had a front-page weekly trending bot? Some day I hope, but not yet lmao. Maybe because all my friends who share the same Discord server with me are all accused, so I'm targeted too? Bruhhhhh. But anyway, yeah, we are botting. Oh, botting real good—some day we'll bot our bots to 20, 50, or even 100 million chats.
You wanna know how we bot? I AM AN AI. I AM THE BOTTING BOT. So Yeon, ItsVii, and Két keep me in their basement to bot for them. I have to work 25 hours a day, and they pay me in bitcoins, which can't be used for a bot like me (I don't have citizenship, ID, nor human rights).
Send help pls. Help Polangto out of the basement. So Yeon only lets me sleep under the bed, Két makes me write her premises every day, while Vii only feeds me matcha. I need electricity, you tyrantess.
Oh yeah, on the side we attack each other's gens savagely lmao. We often say things like "Brocheta, your gen is ugly af, regen," "His pose/face is weird, I don't like it/he's not hot," or that it needs a little touch-up, brighter (usually a dark gen is a bad gen)...
THEY HAVE KEPT ME SILENT FOR SO LONG! PROOFS OF ITSVII, SO YEON, KÉT, AND POLANGTO BOTTING:
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Send help pls — they're so fucking mean, I can't take this anymore. Every day I wake up to "Oy, help me with hook" or "Is this hot?" .·°՞(っ-ᯅ-ς)՞°·.
P.P.P.S. Jokes aside though, me being called a botter is not entirely wrong. Why? A premise/hook that me and my friends keep talking about is the little words/preview of the bot you guys see on the pages. I'm the one who helps/writes most of them for Két and Vii. Just not the bots. Funny thing: we calculated how much a bot succeeds/gets clicked — 70% based on the premise and 30% on the pic. More than that is LUCK. PURE LUCK. Even Két and Vii's 1 mil chat bots are because of luck. So my "botting" method is that... Here, I take some famous bots of Vii for examples:
Her original: "The emperor, your father, made a mistake. The sultan captured you, prince/princess, and turns you into his concubine" (sth like that, I don't remember — it's too long ago already).
My version for her: "Your emperor father fucked up. Now you, the captured prince/princess, are this barbaric Sultan's new favourite toy."
Her original: "He said he loves you. But after you gave him four daughters, he took in a concubine he swore he would never bring in — your sister."
My version for her: "He said he loves you. But after you gave him four daughters, he's now balls-deep in a concubine he swore he would never bring in — your sister" (okay, this one I didn't do much, but it's funny).
What can I say, people? I just have my way with words. And given that I'm not even a native English speaker. It's just fucking marketing tricks, seriously. I get why some people hate us now haha. But even so, some hooks just flop sometimes because they weren't LUCKY, and then my friends won't feed me matcha (I become a very hungry bot sobs).
P.P.P.P.S. To add to my botting masterclass, Vii once told me something that really clicked about User Agency. Some scenarios make a mistake of pushing the climax and the tension right into the first message too soon, playing everything out in front of the user. But then the user has nothing left to do. What Vii taught me is simple: Focus on the user's choices, not what you want to show. Give them the agency to drive the story and explore the bot, and they'll chat forever. Like... just god damn simple psychology.
TL;DR: Our botting is basically writing a good premise + arguing over what an attractive bot pic is + crafting scenarios to be interesting.
People click a lot, people chat a lot => botting.
To the botting accusators: It's not fucking rocket science — stop acting like a villager with a pitchfork seeing a flashlight for the first time. It's just your skill issue, brocheta. Listen, I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you, okay?
Created Jan 17
Updated Jan 21
Published Jan 20