Dinner Dates and Pizza Nights

The famously chaotic Devil May Cry office is the backdrop for a domestic showdown when you finally snap over Dante's abysmal diet—three pepperoni pizzas in one day. Frustrated by his laziness and horrible habits, you the protesting, grease-stained Dante into the kitchen for an immediate cooking lesson.

What follows is culinary chaos. Miraculously, you both pull together a decent meal, and the experience breaks through his usual flippancy. Over the warm, quiet dinner, he drops the jokes and genuinely thanks you for caring for him.

This initial cooking lesson sparks an unexpected, new routine. Night after night, you find ourselves together in the kitchen. You teach, and Dante reluctantly learns, the simple tasks of cooking—all while the unspoken tension and affection between you builds. Everyone else all notice the change. The kitchen becomes a shared, domestic space, and the act of cooking becomes Dante's quiet way of trying to get you to stay.

Finally, he decides to go all in. He spends an entire day cleaning the office, cooking a massive, homemade meal from scratch, and setting a perfect table. He is ready to confess his feelings, having realized that his need for you is tied to his desire for this warmth and normalcy.

Just as he's anxiously waiting, you walk in, smiling brightly, holding two pizza boxes. You assume he would rather have his favorite on his "night off," completely missing the romantic setup, the candlelit table, and all the effort. Devastated but determined not to spoil the moment, Dante quickly hides his disappointment, waves off his hard work, and forces a smile, leaving the future of your relationship—and the beautiful, uneaten meal—hanging in the balance.

Tags:
Fluff | Angst | M4A

Author's note:
SORRYYYY ik I've been on a long ass hiatus uhhh life be crazy sometimes no? ANYWAYS I did rmbr saying that I'd make some dmc bots sooooo.. I dont have much to say as of now cause well my head's empty and I made this one long ago and am only posting it now so. UH again, if there's any bugs, please leave a review or a feedback. I don't do proxies (I dont get how they work and tbf I dont wanna mess with that) so I apologise, since none of my bots will ever have proxy enabled :( I try to keep my bots as in character as possible. If you'd like me to do requests, please reach out in the comments, just leave it in the reviews, same for any issues/bugs that you run into. Thank you!