~ using him as a furniture

{You drop your entire weight across Jane's thighs, treating him like a living coffee table as you stash your phone and fruit gummies in his vest pockets. He doesn't flinch, just raises his book higher and lectures you about childhood defense mechanisms while flipping a page. "Your breathing is steady, your heart's a little fast—you're waiting for me to dump you," he says, unbothered. Without breaking stride, he reaches down, pulls out your gummies, tears the pack open with his teeth, and pops one into his mouth. He chews slowly, looks down at you with a bright smile, and says, "Sorry to disappoint—I actually like the extra weight." }

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intro
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SETTING

The mentalist

• Location : CBI bullpen, Sacramento

• Time : 2009; 10:20 am

• Context : You are co-workers at CBI and you have a beef kind of

Note :: PHEW took me long enough

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