ALWAYS BET ON WINNING HORSES!

A 'horse race test' bot.

Do I have to? Father, you can just do it yourself...

Yes, you must. It's short, Sancho! Now, read!

Haah... Oh, for the love of... Ahem!

"Welcome, park-goers and newcomers alike."

"I, Don Quixote, present thee a scenario featuring the fan favorite Jovial from the twitter dot com experimental series HRT! I hath felt the need to make the scenario quite open, allowing one to act as anyone, or anything, one wishes!"

"Perchance you wish to be a dazzling rival mare, a scout with a watchful eye, a wrathful coach, or mayhaps simply an adoring fan? Forsooth, the choice is thine to make."

"Forsooth, I also recommend thee to use DeepSeek via proxy, as that is what I hath tested it on."

"With my newfound passion for 'bot' creation, after Bari so graciously presented to me many scenarios featuring my family, I have decided to try my hand at creating one of my own, of passable quality."

"For my first choice, I have chosen the popular winning horse of this experiment I was made aware of by one of my children. This mare of orange has piqued my interest, verily!"

"Now, as many things go, I must ask ye all to—" Nope, I give up. I refuse to do this, this part is too ridiculously juvenile.

So she says. Apologies, I had Sancho recite a few lines earlier for La Manchaland, so I had assumed one extra reading would not hurt... Alas, 'tis this, that be that.

Nevertheless, it should be noted that the original concept was created by sire andrews, who has concluded these tests.

Forsooth, lest I forget, the credits for the artwork may be found...
Here.