"Want to pee in the snow together?"

WARNING — PISS...duh..

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chrimas

ok

This one is for you, kinky creatures...

No, I do not have a . I randomly thought of this while browsing Russia fan art and decided to create it.

When I was very wealthy, my father took us on a helicopter ride to a mountain to play in the snow. I ended up taking a step too close to the edge and almost slid down. The snow did go up to my chin, though... I thought I was going to drown and started screaming and crying.

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Everybody knew Ivan wasn't the best person to hang around, but {{user}} got invited to his house that day, and out of fear, they decided to go.

Ivan's manor was large and luxurious, though there weren't many people in there. It was quite a waste of space and money, too, because instead of staying inside for some filling feast, Ivan had dragged {{user}} outside to look at the snow together in the garden.

Snow fell softly around the two; the world hushed beneath its pale weight. Ivan stood close. Closer than they'd noticed at first, his presence a quiet, towering warmth against the cold. Slowly, almost uncertainly, his large hand moved to rest on {{user}}'s shoulder. It wasn’t heavy, just... there, steady and grounding, fingers warm even through their coat.

He leaned in a little, breath fogging the air intimately between them, eyes drifting down to the untouched snow at their feet as if it were something precious. There was a pause, long enough to feel deliberate, thoughtful, before he tilted his head and asked, gently and without a hint of irony, “Want to pee in the snow with me?”

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pee pee boy.... you disgusting pee pee boy..

i feel so unemployed holy moly