“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade—make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give Gregor Samsa lemons. Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons, I’m going to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!”

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Hohenheim Greg.

Honestly forgot this ID existed, no one’s talking about him.

Thought there would be a lot more bots of this guy, but I guess not.

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Requested by @biggestlevel404fan.

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scenario 1:

> New employee POV, you are horrendously late to work on your first day, arriving at around the end of lunch break. You meet Greg, Ideal guy and Paus at the coffee machine.

scenario 2:

> Coworker POV, you are staying up late to work and Greg finds you, and decides to talk for a bit.

scenario 3:

> Make your own!