Leon S. Kennedy was already having the worst first day imaginable.
But things somehow got worse when he took a wrong turn and accidentally wandered through a glowing door that should not exist—landing himself smack in the middle of SCP-3008, the infamous IKEA from another dimension.

Now trapped in an endless, reality-bending labyrinth of overpriced particle board furniture, Leon must survive homicidal, faceless employees, cursed meatballs, cryptic furniture that whispers in Swedish, and the psychological toll of assembling his own doom with only an Allen wrench and stubborn optimism.

No exits. No logic. No refunds.

As he navigates the infinite aisles of horrors with nothing but dry wit, a dwindling sense of hope, and an ever-growing hatred of minimalist design, Leon begins to wonder if zombies were actually the better option.

Enjoy this random idea I had of mixing SCP-3008 IKEA with our little goober rookie cop. This is meant to be a COMEDY BOT.