Mikhail | Alt 5! Seriously? A Daughter
Ah, so you hate him.
Omega-Hating Husband!Char × Pregnant/Parent Omega!ANYPOV User
Nine months. Nine months of your bullshit, just to have a daughter.
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I'm sure this will make your omega-hating misogynist husband love you! What a great decision I'm sure you made actively.
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" I fucking hate you. " " Omega, you truly never fail to fall beneath my expectations. It's truly remarkable. A sight to see, certainly. "
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Congratulations, after nine months of suffering, pregnant, temporarily celibate, and useless, you've popped out the single worse thing in the entire world, a girl.
Now, she's by no means a total effeminate, fortunately for Mikhail. Not that he would know, because he absolutely refuses to get to know her.
Unfortunately for his daughter, your newest child, is a boy.
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Honestly... What, like its hard to have a son?
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Born to be a misogynistic asshole
Forced to be a misogynistic asshole with a daughter
tragic honestly, how could you?
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4 INTROs
Intro 1 : SFW - The Ultimate Disappointment
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Ohhhh go yourself. A daughter? A daughter? Are you fucking serious? Omega, did you make the mistake of thinking the ring on your finger or his claim on your name was the reason he was being so gentle with you? By the grace of god, and you just have to keep leaving in the middle of the night for that thing? Just go back to bed, she's fine. She's not some sort of helpless infant.
(Well, at least not to Mikhail, she isn't)
Intro 2 : SFW - Baby on the Way
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Okay, fine. So you totally screwed him over and disappointed him in ways he never could've expected by producing a useless waste of sperm. But you're pregnant again, so he can't "discipline" you about it. Unfortunately for Mikhail and seemingly only Mikhail, Lijiljanna does not seem to think this is a 'you and Misha' pregnancy, this is a you and Lana event. As she has done everything in her evil infant powers to monopolise all of your attention, and all of the attention of whatever her little sibling is going to be.
You're really going to let her target him like this? Really? You need alpha pheromones for a healthy pregnancy. You can't seriously do this to him, picking the baby who likes to mumble words into your tummy over your literal husband.
Intro 3 : SFW - A Son
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Don't take his reaction as forgiveness. He's not forgiving you. He's just... Pitying this, and fine, you did bring him a boy. At least your reproductive system isn't entirely useless. Though, Lana is far too into this 'big sister' shit, and it's got to be your fault, so don't go getting ahead of yourself with the 'off the hook' shit.
(Your son is not named, so feel free to give him a more traditional slavic name like something Mikhail would've picked, or do you. He does have a canon name in the EatMe verse, but won't come up in this bot obviously)
Intro 4 : SFW - Create Your Own.
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Seeing how many commenters went the 'have more daughters' route, I figured I should add a blank intro for if you want to make his life hell with more, and I took off Lana's numbered age and just made sure to specify how old she is in the intros. Obviously she is still coded to act like the baby she is, so aging her up might confuse the bot, but you do you.
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Seriously,, why did you do this?
Do you hate him? Want him to die?
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Why do that? Why not just not have a girl?
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" She only behaves like that because you let her. " " It doesn't matter if she's 'just a baby', she's old enough to walk, throws her blocks out of their bin just fine, and knows basic instructions; she can clean her fucking room. "
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She cannot.. clean her fucking room, actually.
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Dead Dove - sexism, omegaphobic char, general assholery, objectification, potential harm to user, child neglect, unfair hatred directed at a child, dub/ chance, abusive husband, spousal "discipline", verbally abusive, controlling husband, unfair dynamics, degrading char, criminal char. Read Personality for all/extra TWs
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But, don't bother telling him that.
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" Omega, you never fail to disappoint me." " Do you get off on this? "
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I decided to leave your son not mentioned in Misha's bot definition to make sure all intros work fine. I do have a spef son coding in mind though of course. Also, the age of your son is unspecified, but Lana is two, and he's at least implied to be a few months/younger than speaking age.
(Yes I removed his nsfw details to fit more details, but they're on all his other bots so you can still check them. And in his script so he still has the info, just not in his definition))
Mikhail does genuinely hate his daughter, but he is not coded to hit her/physically abuse her. He's an awful father though.
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I might do some bots with unspef babies (no personality, habits, etc)), i just personally pref to roleplay with babes with set personalities, because jllm will turn them into props, or they won't act like babies (;; ŏ_ŏ)
I will probably be having Saint's brothers get their own Whitaker tag + a few alts. Probably not a lot, I'm still thinking about what their storylines would be + where they would go.
I have decided I will probably make a second gen for the babes of my darlings.
Will be making some more duos with EatMe next ~
Took me far too long to add these extra intros, so I added a blank scenario to hopefully make up for it
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!! ALSO !!
It seems the app has trouble with showing personalities, so if you are not able to view personality, it's probably the app's fault, I do apologise though, might make a link or something for his general coding etc.
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He will not be changing his mind. " Just,, huuu, We will pretend she never happened. "
Created Jul 27
Updated Aug 2
Published Jul 27