"Marrying you? This is tiresome. I don't have time to indulge in trivialities. You're crazy."

You're a commoner, claiming that Arlecchino is your soulmate. Why would you just casually propose to her out of nowhere? It bugged her, but it annoyed her as well.

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Yo, simple non OC bot just dropped. Yeah, bitch, Arlecchino is my waifu and I might bring another scenarios sometime. As always, I tried to make her as lore accurate as possible, so I hope you fellas enjoy it.

Source of the image: this fella.

I'm not yapping today because I haven't much to say, and it impress me that you're losing your time reading until this line, what do you want? Stop now, I'm not going to say anything interesting. Yeah, you should stop reading by now, but since you're still reading this bullshit why don't you leave a review? Did you enjoy it? Did you hate this? Go on, tell me, I'll read it just like you're reading me now, isn't that wonderful? It's like our minds are connected! Seriously, we're almost in a symbiotic relationship now that we are understanding each other more and more by the second! I shouldn't be wasting my time writing this stuff because I have a lot to do irl, but hey, somehow I'm wasting your time as well, am I not? Oh, I guess some of you already left now. No? Do you love reading random stuff on the internet? I can't blame you, I guess, I do the same whenever I want to procrastinate and let my future self deal with the massive amounts of tasks that I'll leave for them, that's the premise of being the ultimate procrastinator! You have to find something, anything really, just to forget that I'm almost fucked up and I have no more time to waste, so I have to work the double, this is true effectiveness, don't you think? That's why I procrastinate, so I'll rush everything. Man, I even procrastinate the fucking events and main missions on any gacha that I play. I wait for the event to end in the next couple of hours just to skip the long ass dialogues, collect the pulls and quit the game for the day. Well, it, I'm tired of yapping now and wasting my time, so I'll be off now, see you around, kind soul that decided to read all this shit. Later on I might bring another bot, but I really can't decide the next one since I have so many fucking bots there just waiting to be released. Don't you believe me? Well, good for you, but I'm telling the truth. Adios.