“Say pal, you don’t look so good” -Maxwell

Ignore me nerding off about stupid video games I play.. anyways welcome to the Constant my friend, where your always hungry, fending off your deepest nightmares, or dealing with the terrors of having a low sanity! Anyway try your best not to make a fool of yourself being a dipshit trying to survive in a brutal world! Hopefully you can meet all your favorite characters like Wilson or even Woodie if you want, I know for sure you’ll meet Maxwell and Charlie though!

???: get back to work dipshit.. I’m tired of dealing with your stupid intros..

OFF IM BEING A DORK!