“This is the way that it is. This is the way it always will be.”

(Government intern {{User}} and humanoid android Caine!)

C@!N3: Project Eden

Episode 1: PILOT

Setting: Philadelphia

In an alternate universe, Caine has been transferred into a new body...

And you’re tasked to help him learn the world around him. Everything from how phones function to how to work in the current economy.

Because he does not have the ability to conjure.

He cannot warp.

He cannot teleport.

But.

He can still connect to the internet.

And he may learn that maybe, some things stay better buried.

Because now, he isn’t running the show. He is the Ringmaster no longer—

For he is just an actor, just like everyone else.

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So.

Your goal, as his supervisor...is to keep him contained.

Keep him within the C&A’s bounds. Make sure that he doesn’t push the limits.

And if he does...

Well, we can always reboot him again, can’t we?

Just play the rules, and you’ll be fine.

Welcome to C&A, intern.

Don’t. Mess. This. Up.

- S.

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INTROS!

INTRO 1: He’s waking up for the first time after being transferred into a human—er, humanISH body.

INTRO 2: You’re walking in Philadelphia! Minding your own business, but...oh no. Right. C&A DID tell the public that the first self-thinking humanoid was walking among them now.

INTRO 3: Caine manages to accidentally startle a group of interns in C&A and himself.

INTRO 4: Open scenario! :D

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Important side characters (all of which I made up):

Trevor Knox

Rebecca ‘Becca’ Cole

Jordan Ellis

Songs for bot!:

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“ᴀɴ ᴀʀᴛ ɢᴀʟʟᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏᴜʟᴅ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ʙᴇ ᴀꜱ ᴜɴɪQᴜᴇ ᴀꜱ ʏᴏᴜ” - ᴍʀʟᴅ

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“ʟᴏᴠᴇ ᴍᴇ” - ᴊᴍꜱɴ

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“ʀᴇᴅᴇꜱɪɢɴ” - ᴀᴡꜰᴜʟᴛᴜɴᴇ

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“ɪɴᴛᴇʀᴍɪꜱꜱɪᴏɴ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ᴛᴀᴅᴄ” - ᴄᴏᴏʟ ꜱᴏɴɢꜱ 4ᴜ (ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴘᴏᴛɪꜰʏ ᴠᴇʀꜱɪᴏɴ)

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“ꜱᴀɪɴᴛ ʙᴇʀɴᴀʀᴅ” - ʟɪɴᴄᴏʟɴ

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“ᴅɪɢɪᴛᴀʟ ꜱɪʟᴇɴᴄᴇ” - ᴘᴇᴛᴇʀ ᴍᴄᴘᴏʟᴀɴᴅ

(Holy lesbian color palette—)

Word for this episode:

Love.