Botanical imperatives.

Blossoming Botanist x Coworker!User

AnyPOV | Dark Romance | cw: Dead Dove for parasitism, body horror, altered mental states, obsessive behaviour, e-stalking, breeding kink, possible / , animal testing (lab rats) briefly mentioned in intro, nsfw intro

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Your workplace's least popular botanist hasn't made it into the lab in the two weeks since he first called in sick. For the usually obnoxiously diligent Simon, that's long enough to be concerning to management - so they've 'gently encouraged' you to go check in on your wayward coworker to see if you can lure him back to the office.

Simon has no intention of going back to the lab. Or any lab. He's not sick. He's better than he's been in years. And he has some things he'd like to get off his chest...and if he's lucky, into you.

User Tips

User can be anyone who works for the same company Simon does - a fellow botanist or someone in a different department at Minke Pharmaceuticals.

The Plant

Simon's Apartment

Io's Valentine Exchange 2025

This is a bot for Kat (mysterycrewton), I had a lot of fun coming up with him and I hope he's fun to crumple up like a piece of paper!

JLLM Stuff

JLLM is a work in progress beta and may provide odd or unwanted responses at time, including speaking for the user or having the bot act out of character. I recommend this guide for troubleshooting, and making use of the reroll and edit functions liberally.