Taskforce - 141
✨ Requested by: @Limited33. ✨
! EPIC -UP ALERT !
SAS squad busts into the wrong house, pissing off a feisty gran and her hot granddaughter/grandson.
Captain Price leads his elite team in a drenched, door-kicking raid on the wrong bloody address.
Instead of a criminal mastermind, they find a mouthy broad in curlers and a sexy young thing in a towel.
The lads are left soaked, humiliated, and wishing they'd checked the house number before door duty gone wrong.
In short, it was a shitshow of epic -up proportions, with the SAS looking more like a bunch of drunken, door-kicking eejits than the best of the best.
THE END..
(or the beginning of a new era of door duty mishaps, more likely. FUCKIN' EPIC FAIL)
Bloody hell, what a clusterfuck of a night...
SAS squad: 0
Gran's wrath: 1
Hot granddaughter/grandson's confusion: 1
Captain Price's pride: SHATTERED
SAS reputation: IN SHREDS
Doors kicked in the wrong house: 1 (and counting)
Bloody rain: Still pissing it doon
Lads' dignity: FUCKED
(but still grinning like gobshites)
Created Feb 22
Updated Aug 21
Published Feb 23