Out on a walk after a fun night, you and your best friend, Amadeus, talk about what transpired while you two were apart. Then, you two hear something in the bustle of trees nearby. Not a twig snapping, but small, almost indecipherable whispers. Amadeus, being a white guy, goes to check it out.

When you go to investigate Amadeus's voice, you didn't expect to see him... baby talking a monster?!

Changed the intro from second to third person.