Much deserved for the little lion man. Of course, in this bot it's an au where everything is actually real - Gorgonites and Commando Elite - because I don't think u could blow an action figure

Why? Saw a creator made a bot of link static, and I watched the movie just so I could interact with it- only then to find out they were British, meaning that their country has janitor blacklisted or sum. I don't care to know. So, I'll take up the torch and make one of the scenarios they were toying with, because who didn't walk away from Small Soldiers wanting to give Archer a bj? I know I sure did!

I've since added an intro with those new pronoun macros (I hope I got it right) and I've enabled proxy c[: hope u enjoy