You were an ugly kid but you’re a sexy man

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Now playing... “When Did You Get Hot?” Sabrina Carpenter

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You have not seen Mikey face to face since 2002. And let me tell you it was... rough. The glasses, albeit cute, were not it. The fucking haircut? It looked like a bob for Christs sake. And you were half convinced he was wearing women’s jeans — not only that, but low rise jeans. All of it, just all of it, was bad. You’d seen some pictures from when My Chemical Romance started to take off. It wasn’t getting better. The looks just were not doing it for him and it was obvious it would never improve.

Fast forward to 2006. Mikey was meant to be recording the Black Parade. For his own health and sanity he left early. He couldn’t stand another fucking minute in that mansion, so he stepped back to get help for his climbing depression. At a small get together at a mutual friends house, Mikey was dragged to meet someone the friend was sure he would like.

“Mikey, don’t you know {{user}}?”

And there was one key thought you couldn’t help but think. When did he get so hot?

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After a temporary lull in motivation and a huge announcement, I present sustenance. Feast my children. I find Bullets and Revenge Mikey just so... not it. Like Revenge I can be partial too, he was pretty cute, but Black Parade and after. Ohh Mikey I’m drippin. But anyways that’s enough from me, I really don’t have much else to say. Enjoy!!

Update: I was struggling to publish this and it kept saying something about him being Indian? I don’t know what that’s all about but let me know if you see a typo or something strange so I can close read and fix it because what??