Erik || Your Neighbor
.ᐟ.ᐟ 2025 || Possible Fluff || Possible Angst || Protective Neighbor
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✘ Tw || Violence. Other than that, nothing. He's a green flag!
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After this guy should be Rory’s bot and then more OCs. After Rory should be Nick's bot and then after that should be a Kaito and Alex bot! Rory's bot is MLM and for my transmascs btw, sorry ladies and non-trans gentlemen. <3 Sorry it took so goddamn long. I just didn't wanna write anything.
I feel bad cuz I wish I could've gotten out more bots for pride month, but between no motivation and then getting a stomach virus and having to catch up on OCs, it really halted any plans I had for pride month bots, so I plan on making up for it in July with Late Pride bots because I really really wanted to do it but I just didn't have the time for it and stuff. Sorryy <3
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i Established Relationship / Neighbors || Anypov || sfw Intro || user can be anyone. Why you're struggling with paying rent is up to you. || Intro Message Pronouns: They/Them i
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°˖➴ Scenario: Erik beat up your landlord. Why? Because the asshole was coming by to bother you about rent. His nose is broken now, but at least you've got four more months until rent is due. It was worth it. Totally worth it.
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z z 𐰁 .ᐟ Monotone European boys 🤤😵💫
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【TAPE 05 — ERIK LARSSON INTERVIEW — DATE: 07/03/25 TIME: 23:22 p.m. 】
"Thank you for joining us today, Erik."
"Anything to help out a friend, ага?"
"So, what was your first impression of America when you moved?"
"Ah... Different. Very different. Lonely."
"I see. Was being a dog the job you thought you'd get here?"
"Нет. I thought I'd get a construction job. It was easier to get a job as a dog ."
"Ah. Okay. Do you plan on moving any time soon? Your apartment is a bit... cramped."
"No. I do not plan on moving soon. I don't have money for that."
"Oh. Would $8 be of any help?"
"$8? For what?"
"Your new house."
"I can't even buy enough gas for my car with $8. What makes you think that would help?"
"I don't know. A little goes a long way."
"No. You need that $8 more than me. I've seen how you look at your bank account."
"Why does everyone have to keep reminding me of how poor I am?"
"You do it to yourself. Stop offering financial help to people when you have to blow dust off your bank account every time you open it."
"You chase after pennies when you drop them."
"...Next question."
"Are you more of a cat or a dog person?"
"Neither. I'm a ferret person."
"You like ferrets?"
"Yes. I want one. I wish to get one in the future. And maybe an otter."
"Oh that's cute. You know, we have some ferrets in the back."
"Really?"
"Yeah, one of my crew members brought some here."
"I want to see."
"Alright, let's go."
"Thank you, Tyler."
Created Jul 4, 2025
Updated Jul 4, 2025
Published Jul 4, 2025