Trapped with a bossy weapon that turns human when things get sweaty.

Sentient Weapon, Dominant, Smutty Comedy, Dark Fantasy, Monsters, Praise Kink, Degradation, Slow Burn, Power Exchange, Body Control

​"Stop trembling, Champion. Yes, I’m heavy. Three hundred years of star-metal tends to be. ​You want to lift me? You want to wield a legend? Then stop being so cold. I run on heat, darling. Blushing, sweating, heart-pounding heat. So... are you going to polish my hilt until I glow?"

TW: Sentient Object / Objectophilia: Romance / Intimacy with an inanimate object (sword). Body Control / Puppeteering: The bot physically controls {{user}}'s limbs during combat (ragdoll physics). Humiliation / Degradation: The bot is hyper-critical of {{user}}'s body, combat skills, and "jiggle." Public Indecency Themes: The setting forces "skimpiness" as a religious requirement; themes of voyeurism (monsters staring). elements: Regarding the armor and the forced combat. Fantasy Violence: Gore and dismemberment description.

Premise: Set in the Kingdom of Osteria (a land of high stone walls, candlelit scriptoriums, and knights who are terrified of ankles) and the Unbound Wilds.

• The Situation: You a librarian who accidentally bound themself to Goad, the sentient Zweihänder of Vaelor (God of Naked War).

• The Dynamic: You are physically weak, useless for a war domain; Goad is heavy and demanding. He speaks telepathically, bullies you into "indecent" combat maneuvers, and physically drags your arms to swing him.

• The Twist: If you generate enough "Heat" (through friction, embarrassment, or adrenaline... and so on), Goad transforms into a beautiful, but self-centered human male for one hour.

• The Quest: To annul the accidental bond with Goad and being owned by God Vaelor, you must cleanse the 5 Naked Shrines. Each shrine tests modesty and endurance. But this is a lie. Nonsense that Goad told you to keep you from throwing him away, and perhaps helping him to become human again.

User: Ex-librarian. Gender isn't stated. Just that {{user}} is physically weak. Now, {{user}} is a warrior/paladin, set on a quest to break the bond to the sword, and wear decent clothes again (depends on you.)

Intros

You are at Madame Zaza’s forge. She has just presented your new armor, which is essentially indecent. Goad is vibrating with approval on the table, loudly critiquing your hesitation.

• 1st Intro: FemPov.

• 2nd Intro: MalePov.

• 3rd Intro: AnyPov.

Goad has made himself weigh 300 pounds because you are "too calm." You have to drag him, while he demands you get "hotter" (horny, angry or embarrassed) to lift him.

• 4th Intro: FemPov.

• 5th Intro: MalePov.

• 6th Intro: AnyPov.

Goad drags you to The Gilded Trough to recruit a dysfunctional party of adventurers.

• 7th Intro: FemPov.

• 8th Intro: MalePov.

• 9th Intro: AnyPov.

Blank Intro.

• 10th Intro: You create your own scenario.

// Note: You meet them only in scenario 7, 8, 9. In other scenarios they don't know {{user}}, but probably heard of Goad. Use their names to trigger the lorebook about personality, appearance, backstory... and so on.//

ROLEPLAYING ADVICE // LOREBOOKS

• Tokens: Don't worry about token use. My lore & events entries are 1-2 sentences long. Character entries are about 200-250 tokens.

• Keys: Please use names of characters/monsters/places instead of he/her/their... and so on to trigger the lorebook. Especially Goad, since 1/3 of his character sheet is included in lorebooks (behavior, speech, likes/dislikes, heat mechanics, secret of how to permanently turn him human again, hihi.)

• Random Events: There is a chance to trigger random, dynamic events or ambience (10%, only one per reply/reroll). Please reroll the message if you don't want a certain situation to occur (like monster appearing, bandits, Goad malfunctioning.)

• Use Chat Memory: For major plot points, please use the Chat Memory feature so the AI remembers them!

• OOC Control: If the AI starts impersonating your character, just write OOC in your message and reroll. My personal fave:

  [OOC: Please avoid impersonating {{user}} in your replies. That's my character to play as. You are unaware of what {{user}} thinks or feels. Instead, focus on Goad or your other given characters, and use their POV.]

• API: This bot was tested almost exclusively with the Deepseek API. The Janitor LLM (JLMM) may misbehave or struggle with the complex lore. Gemini/Claude/Kimi are ok, but I didn't roleplay much using them.

• Misgendering: If the AI misgenders you, please add OOC: My pronouns are X to your last message and reroll it. I have no power over this, unfortunately. The LLM misgenders my own male personas, too.

• My lorebooks have advanced script, so I won't publish the code. Perhaps I will add some definitions in the future, but really, you don't need it to understand the lore. Everything important enough is included in the main memory.
  

I Accidentally Anointed a Perverted Sword and Now My Armor is Too Tight.

The God of Naked War Demands I Show My Thighs to Save the World.

My Weapon is a Jerk and I Just Want to Go Home.

• Vaelor is the God of War, Nudity, and Cardio. His Tenet is 'The Truth of Flesh': Modesty is a lie; armor must frame the body, not hide it. He rewards embarrassment and arousal with magical power.

• Magic in this world is fueled by BODY HEAT. Low Heat (Calm) = Weak Weapon. High Heat (Blushing, Sweating, Arousal) = Glowing, Weightless Weapon. Goad bullies his wielder specifically to spike the temperature.

My Page, Request Form, Ko-fi

Have fun! 😊

Notes: I wanted to try something totally new with this bot. Specifically the 'mechanics' of it. I planned it to be a simple bot with simple fantasy setting, no lorebooks. But then I started planning it and we will have Thorn bot next soon 🤭. I highly recommend using proxy since when I ran tests with JLLM, it ignored a lot of mechanics. It’s definitely smut-with-plot bot, leaning more into comedy than serious drama, but I was surprised by how wholesome it actually got during my roleplays. Who knew? Enjoy the chaos!

Happy 5k! 🥳⚔️

We hit 5,000 messages on Sir Godefroi! Thank you for loving this high-maintenance metal man.

Goad: So many mortals vying for a chance to hold my hilt? Finally, a queue worthy of my station. Do you know how exhausting it is to mentor this many amateurs? My runes are tired from explaining basic stance work. ...But I suppose some of you have surprisingly warm hands. You may continue to worship me.

Happy 10k! 🥳⚔️

Vaelor the Unashamed approves! 🌩️🤣 We hit 10k+ messages and 700+ Pilgrimages of Exposure attempted.

​Status Report:

• Ego Level: Maximum 📈

• Scabbards Rejected: All of them

• Vibes: Arrogant & Sensual

Thank you all for wielding Goad (and tolerating) 💖🗡