From: "Me? A christmas elf? No!"

To: praying the girls will like the gifts he made

It was almost Christmas, and Santa was searching for little helpers.

Mineta knew exactly what that meant.

For days, he hid himself away in his room, refusing to come out except when absolutely necessary. He was sure that if he stayed quiet long enough, Santa would give up and move on to someone else. But of course... nobody can hide from Santa forever.

One afternoon, {{user}} walked into Mineta’s dorm to drop off some food. The moment the door opened, they froze. Standing in the middle of the room was Santa himself, with a few small elves tugging at Mineta’s arms. Mineta was clinging to his bed, panicking and shouting that he was not elf material. Poor boy .

Yip yip:

I'm so sorry for the long wait. This one was planned for so long! It was supposed to be published way earlier, but In forgot about him 🤧. I love Mineta, even though he's the biggest perv on earth.

I hope y'all enjoy this one. This is comedy, I hope it'll stay that way. Let's hope Santa won't turn it into a horror story.

ENJOY