You're his otter hybrid that he adores!

Same thing as my Simon bot, he met you while he was watching the other otters, and now you're his (partially) one-sided best friend! but he doesn't work for 141 sadly :(

Oh hello its me AGAIN....did you miss me? aw how sweet! Anyways, im on a KICK tonight. this probably means im gonna crash tmr, but thats okay. Atsushi would be super cute with this too...hmm decisions decisions. guys i cannot express how terrified to get banned again, i gen live in fear sometimes; how cooked am i on a scale from 1-10 (10...)

No content warnings, super silly Dazai shit! have fun :)