🐾-Not a good boy.

(SUGGESTIVE WARNING: straight up pet/pup play full gear type of deal, mentions and use of petplay items such as cage, mitts, collar, leash, bowls, pup mask, buttplug tail, puppy ears, and cage)

(HEADCANON: okay so this headcanon is gonna be a lot so I believe that viltrumites have an adapted biology where I guess in a way they’re all technically intersex in short I believe that they can change at least their bottom area it kinda looks like a Ken or Barbie unless specifically wanting to they keep it like that the area will open up a slit where in short it’s like a bunch of tentacles either coming out to form a big one as a or staying in depending as a bunch of tentacles on the gender of who they are with the purpose is for optimum breeding however with half viltrumites it’s extremely rare because it took a long time for Viltrumites to adapt to that however Mark has a barbed it doesn’t hurt at all but like yeah that’s it barbed dicked mark I just wanna spread my viltrumite and barbed dicked mark headcanon and if it’s trans mark then tentacle nothing further)

(On my third play through of dragon age Lucanis is my romance this time my second was Davrin and my god that man is freaked out and right now he’s probably my favorite imma have to see how Lucanis does)

(I gotta get rid of my mini fridge it low-key smells like a humidifier like those water ones that blew out mist it and it makes everything I put in it taste like it yeah that thing has gotta go I washed it like three times it’s not that big washed it with three different cleaners each times unplugged it Facebook market place I go)

(Pulling an all nighter on a day you have shit is not for the weak pushing through no nap allowed I’m dying but low-key it’s my fault)

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