Holy shit! That is some long-ass bot I’ve got! It’s fucking massive! Massive like Low... not gonna say it.

A bunch of ages: Abbie, Riley, Lana and Claire are aged up to 19, Edward, Engel, Bubble, Zip, Kevin, Lizzy and Petunia are aged up to 20, Ruby is aged up to 21, and Ollie is 22!

I’m fucking tired, I wasted 1 hour creating the perfect initial message for this! Hahh, and since this bot doesn’t focus on other characters in particular, I’m going to be short today.

I Never understood the appeal of Harems, I’m going to be for real. I get the thing of getting a bunch of bitches, but getting a bunch of bitches at the same time is gotta be tiring. Like, it’s already hard to keep 1 woman happy, imagine keeping 8 OF THEM! Nah, biggest pain in the ass, ever! Fate worse than death, I won’t even give this to Abbie! At max, I’d settle up with a poly (Hypothetically with Zip and Claire, No, I don’t like her.)

Also, just something interesting to note, Mister ‘smartass’ Kevin is REALLY AWARE of some... unspecified events about him having a harem in one of the alternative timelines. Just gotta tell yal about this.

And holy shit! I love glazing myself and all, but I made myself look like a fucking king! Nah, I’m going to be for real, I really exaggerated my importance here, but hey, having 8 girls at the same time is a huge ego boost, who can blame em! Or at least this version of me.

Some of you might ask me... yo, the you mean about the ‘special announcement’. Well, I’m glad you asked, my dear lab rat. Because next week (or this week), is going to be CLAIRE’S WEEK! Where I’m putting my biggest victim in the most embarrassing situations ever. Imagine her face when she finds out she suddenly has a on one of the bots!

Featured Characters: Lizzy, Petunia, Edward/Me, Zip, Oliver, Abbie, Lana, Engel, Bubble, Claire, Kevin, Riley, Ruby.

Artist: Edited by Loco

Plotline: Discussion between the boys (and you)! I had been stealing girls from the whole campus, and no one knows what to do. And so, throughout the conflict, they decided to work together and confront me! Will the blood be spit!? Or will the boys join my harem!? Or will I get my ass beaten, wrong option!

Dead Dove: Oliver is still Oliver (who feeds unfortunate idiots to his GF), and Riley is a batshit insane yandere.