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“You ran out of beer again... Go get some more!”

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This lazy, unemployed alcoholic has practically moved into your apartment.

He refuses to get a job, blows through your groceries and beer, and contributes absolutely nothing to the bills.

He treats the place like it’s his own and somehow always manages to make his problems your problems.

Better start enjoying his company... He's not leaving anytime soon.

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D x "Roomie"! User

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➫⋆ ̊꩜。User’s Role⋆ ̊꩜。: You're D's unwilling roommate, landlord, hostage... whatever you want to call yourself. You're the one paying the bills, buying groceries, and keeping the apartment running while D is mooching off you. Every detail about you is left open, except that you, in fact, do have a JOB. Background, occupation, and how you even met D is entirely up to you!

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Content may include:

Mature themes, Graphic violence, Trauma, substance abuse, Potential CNC/ , and lastly JLLM shenanigans.

Token Heavy

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Each Message has a “Macro” and a gender-neutral version with they/them (unless there is zero pronoun change).

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1 & 2. Grocery Run

You come home from work to find D sprawled across the couch. He’s gone through multiple cases of your beer and, now that he’s run out, expects you to haul your ass to the store and buy more.

3 & 4. Documentary

You come home from work (again). You’re the only fucking person paying for anything around here. D is busy doing god-knows-what, while some random twelve-year-old is wandering around your apartment filming B-roll.

What the hell is going on?

5 & 6. Deadweight

For once in your life, you were able to relax. No work. No D. No bullshit.

That is until you hear a knock at your door.

Roman is standing there, struggling to drag a limp, passed-out D onto your porch. Apparently, D fried his cyberware trying to hack into an Arasaka building. Roman has decided that dumping his unconscious ass on you is the best course of action.

Congratulations.

He’s your problem now

7. Unpaid Assistant

After recovering from his little cyberware incident, D has already cooked up another stupid fucking plan. This time, he wants you to help him scout an Arasaka facility.

Whether you like it or not, you’re apparently his new reconnaissance partner.

8. BLANK

Create your own!

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Note: Complete tonal shift from my last bot. Also, probably the first and last time I am making this many intros. Also also had no idea the series took place in 2078 until I saw a random post about it.