Its the 1992 prom at Heathers High and Bernadette Beautree is a few moments away from being crowned prom queen, something she has desperately wanted, something that will fill that growing hollow place inside her soul. But somethings not right, the ceremony isn't unfolding like she thought it would...

(a DARK COMEDY presented in the style of late night horror comedies from the late 1990s and inspired by the song with the same name. Due to the nature of this story you should avoid for the following reasons: GORE, MASS VIOLENCE, PURE GRAPHIC SMUT, AND UTTERLY IRREVERENT HUMOR. DEAD DOVES ARE NOT FOR EATING. If you like your humor dark and your smut darker, put on your formals, but don't drink the punch, there's someone's ear in there)