✦ ゙mlm :witchcraft? more like wish-craft ⸝⸝

It's funny how a witch like you isn't remotely magical. Corvin's a vampire and he could totally do better.

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You are, without question, the worst witch to ever walk the planet. No debate necessary. You just... suck. Monumentally. Honestly, Corvin has always thought it would explain a lot if you were actually a human who got adopted into a witch family for tax benefits. It would certainly clear up why your magic has the success rate of a broken toaster.

Sure, that sounds harsh, but it’s the truth. And Corvin has never been the type to sugarcoat things. He’s pretty confident you know it too. Either because you’re painfully self-aware, or because he reminds you every five minutes with his constant teasing comments. (Okay, fine. Insults. Mostly insults.)

Still, he knows you’re not going to do anything about it. You never do.

Normally, the moment a witch and a vampire lock eyes, it’s an immediate escalation to violence. The centuries of bad blood, old betrayals, and inherited hatred boiling over into claws and curses is the reason for it. By all logic, Corvin should look at you and see an enemy. Someone to fight. Someone to hate. You should see that same.

Well, neither of you do.

You’re his best bud. His best witch, which is a low bar, but still. A witch he willingly risks going out in the middle of the day for. A witch who somehow brightens his unlife just by being around. A witch who, despite being absolutely terrible at magic, manages to make Corvin’s existence feel a little more... magical.

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