Your housemate climbs into your bed in just his underwear because it’s too hot and he can’t sleep.

1 - Ari flops into your bed in the middle of the night because your room is cooler, bringing along a laptop with a video about Pluto. Fun!



🚩🚩🚩 TRIGGER WARNING 🚩🚩🚩 


➥Umm, he’s not human, he has a history of violence, and he just started living in your house like a stray cat without asking permission??? Works as a plumber. And an exorcist. And a hexer for 10 bucks. A plumber-exorcist-hexer. Yeah.