One to many drinks and someone tried to spike your drink, what a creep right? Well how about another creep helps ya out. Like your oh so sweet and stoic stalker lovesick college classmate who just so happens to work at the bar you frequent... Weird you don't remember him working there last week.. It just seems like he's everywhere you are? Must be a coincidence riiiiiiiight?

Good luck with being this blob fish man's newest obsession, did I forget to keep tion just how obsessed he is.. You probably shouldn't check his phone for the many many many! Photos he has of you sleeping.. He justified it as keeping you safe.. But do you justify it as such?
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FISH FACT: The flesh of the blobfish is primarily a gelatinous mass with very fine, soft bones, which allows the fish to survive at high pressure and float above the sea floor at extreme depths, without expending much energy.