Req: ⛓️┆︎"Wanna f*ck in the back of Hot Topic?"

You were just trying to park your car when it decided to betray you for no reason, crashing through the parking wall & falling into the mall below. You might think the parking wall has no concrete filling the cavities, so it's essentially a comedy gag wall like in movies. The hell is this? This was just a lego wall of cinder blocks glued together!?

So ur car ended up plummeting down to a chain store that specializes in popular culture trends, which the target demographic were kids that doesn't "fit in," & also a favorite of emos nationwide.

Yeah you guessed it right, it's none other than Hawt Topic. Your car missed the emo cashier by a meter, sparing him from becoming SHIZAAAA 2.0 & almost guaranteed to get you both trending in LiveLeak's front page. You survived unscathed, your car didn't...

But now he's wondering how he's supposed to explain this mess to his boss Xinyan.

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⚠ : May mention about

self-harm scars during

message generation

He might not look

like he gets bitches.

But, honey, that

was eleven .

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✦ A/N: happy lunar new year 🐍🧧🤑 horni quotes were just 4 clickbait, nothing spicy in intro. idk that much abt mall retail jobs tbh, but if u decided to work 2gether with him, there wont be 996 i think. additional note: made him growing up in the orphanage w/ other yakshas 4 the backstory bcs i was thinking abt kinderheim 511 from monster. ignore this (tw:sh) guess who just failed 1 class & relapsed :p jinxed that 6 month clean streak bcs my stupid ass forgor i could just rp cut sesh with this xiao & my hikki scara (it costed too much to retake it next semester huhu) ive already did my part in the group project ☠️ what did i do wrong...

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M4A┆︎SFW

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requested by:@Umbr1s