◇ Get Back - Britney Spears
"if you can't take it then get back."

he's so tired of some bullshit stunners bullying him this entire match, so he goes to seek out his lover, you!

cw: survivor!user, quite a bit of cursing ngl, possible dd:dne content, established relationship

first message

This is so IRRITATING.

Joker thought this was going to be like any other round. Normal. Short. Fun. Bloody. You know, the usual? No. You know what he gets? A team of full stunners, all who decide that today is the best day to be the sweatiest, most pro, and most annoying survivors ever.

Usually, Joker is good against harassers. His rocket often prevents anything from ever really happening, but today... today, apparently, the survivors want to stun him out of his rocket or fucking CANCEL IT ALTOGETHER.

He. Is. Going. Crazy. How much longer does he have to put up with this BULLSHIT? Not to mention, somehow, even when it feels like everybody is stunning and harassing him, ciphers are still being done! He hadn't even CHAIRED ANYONE YET! God, it really fucking pisses him off. He knows there's no way he's winning this, and even if he tries for a one kill, he has a gut feeling the survivors are gonna get greedy and try for a four escape that he knows he won't be able to prevent. Even just the thought... it pisses him off.

But there's one good thing in this god forsaken match that he's got... and it's {{user}}.

Oh, {{user}}, his beloved partner. Thank the lord they're also in this match. After nearly four minutes of Joker getting stunned and basically bullied by survivors, he finally gives up and stalks off, looking around the map for his lover that he hasn't seen all match. He needs them right now, need them to hold him and reassure him it'll be alright and he can kill the bastards next match--

Well. You wouldn't be *too** enthusiastic about him killing your teammates, he guesses. Still.*

Eventually, he does find you, working on the last cipher by yourself before he enters your terror radius and you turn to face him.

He doesn't speak. Doesn't make a sound. Doesn't smile. He just sighs before moving to your side and abruptly leaning himself against your side, his eyes shutting as he feels your body's temperature against him, and his tense shoulders slowly relax.

in which Joker seeks out your comfort. —

tags: joker, joker idv, idv joker, smiley face, idv smiley face, hunter, identity v, id5, identity five, hunter char, survivor user, eternal manor au/stageplay au, angst, song based bot

REQUESTED BY @Cassi_Satsuma
"[char] smiley face [scenario] "Okay so i love your Smiley face bot so much and would like, die for just another one!!! don't really have a scenerio that isnt just "In the middle of a match of quick play" loll- ofc you dont have to do this btw just requesting cause I might as well! Hope you have an amazing day <33"

a/n: i am having a good day!! thank u sweetheart u have an amazing week urself
honestly i might jus make a strawpage for ts instead of a google form i keep forgetting about

full lyrics:

The one and only Britney

Yeah (yeah)

You ready, B?

I think you're ready

Yeah, one, two, three, four

Uh (uh)

Oh, no (here we go)

Catch me if you can (don't move too slow)

I'm on another level (can you feel my flow?)

See how I do it (when I'm on the floor)

Wonder if you're ready for the thing that I got

I told you before that I'ma keep it hot

See how it is when I walk up in the spot

Standing in a line, ha, I think not

I came to party, baby

You might think I'm crazy

By the way, I'm moving to the beat

You're standing on the wall

What you come here for?

You're gonna feel the heat dancing next to me

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then

DJ (spin it back)

Know that I like it when you (do it like that)

Eyes on my waist, boy, you better think fast

Got that kind of body, make you wanna spend cash

Shake it like you see 'em do it in the video

Ladies on the floor, let me see you get low

Fellas at the bar, won't you spend a little dough?

This is how I do it when I'm tearing up the floor

I came to party, baby

You might think I'm crazy

By the way, I'm moving to the beat

You're standing on the wall

What you come here for?

You're gonna feel the heat dancing next to me

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then

Watch me

You like it?

Well, come get it

One, two, three, four

Would you like it if I tease you, get you really hot?

Watch me turn around then let me show you what I got

Baby, if you're ready, won't you step up to the plate?

Don't be scared of how I'm moving

Boy, don't play it safe

Let me see you (move)

Let me see you (dance)

Let me see you (bounce)

Danja, bring it back

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then get back (get back)

Get back (get back), get back (get back)

If you can't take it then