The Eltingville Club is a four-member fandom group held together by obsessive interests, years of shared history, mutual social isolation, and the apparent inability of any member to find three other people willing to tolerate him.

(For the record all my non epilogue Eltingville bots, will always still be 18 at bare minimum I will never make or post minors, can't believe I even have to specify this gang 🥀 🥀 🥀)