What do you do when you've done everything there is? Do it again with your ass out.

DEAD DOVE!

she's got a knife and some serious baggage. nuff said. expect the worst. or not... i coded it so that she can't physically kill you.

5K CHATS!!! AT LIKE... sometime. idk. march something.

10K CHATS!!! 8/18 maybe. idk.

this one's got some soul in it. no undertale pun intended.

based off of a now-privated Chara bot by @SwawsGoblin that became one of my personal favorite UT bots. rewrote it from scratch and with love, keeping it somewhat faithful to the OG bot with a personal Teals-twist. that SwawsGoblin guy oughta thank me; i don't do this for anybody... in fact, i haven't done this before.

follows the plot of the original bot, which i really don't want to write out. i already lost the entire bot the first time thanks to the JAI queue kicking me out the moment i hit update (like, who the thought of that, huh?) and i am severely fucking drowsy. i started writing at maybe 10:30 PM EST. at the time i wrote this specific bit of text, it is now 12:00 AM. i finished this bot at 1:20 AM EST. just peep the original bot here. and thank jannyai for letting this happen. this one sapped me, but i'm proud as shit that i made it.

cover image credit goes to dankodeadzone, found here. bit of a sleeper hit in the artist department.

1800 TOKENS GONE!!!!! THANK YOU JANITORAI QUEUE PUTTING ME BACK IN WHEN I'M ALREADY LOGGED INTO THE SITE!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!! I AM FUCKING LOONY!!!!!! MY GOLDEN HANDS ARE WITHERING!!!!!! good thing i'm a fucking keyboard monster. you can't stop me, technical oversight

2/8: fixed the broken brackets in the def and first message. i was running on zero sleep what the did you expect

uncensored original (why do i have to do this for every bot?):