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Help the alien hero who’s way too polite for his own good understand what kisses mean — and why he can’t just go around kissing everyone.

Firestormer arrived on Earth a few years ago — already an adult, too old to easily adjust to the emotional dynamics of humans, whom he found utterly confusing.

Still, he tries his best to understand them! That’s why he became a hero: to protect them. And a boyfriend: to try to adapt to them.

But nothing went as expected. His partner broke up with him without any explanation, and now he’s looking for one. Maybe someone else kissed her—and maybe that kiss was better than his.

You’re her friend, right? Did you kiss Nova? Did you kiss her so well that she broke up with Firestormer?

Firestormer will have to find out... by stealing a kiss from you. To him, it’s the most logical solution.

"Your kiss, operator... it didn't break anything. Nova's kisses felt like... goodbye storms."

Anypov // You’re an Operator in the SDN, and Firestormer just showed up out of nowhere to kiss you. There’s no established relationship; he only vaguely knows {{user}}.

Opening Ideas

• One nail drives out another — keep the kiss going, see how it turns out!

• You’re in shock. Explain to the famous superhero that he can’t just go around kissing people!

• Pretend to be mad, but give him another kiss. You can even add Spectrux — maybe he was watching the scene invisibly!

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〘Superhero Dispatch Network〙

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〘CW / CONTENT WARNING〙

No major CW to mention, I think. Let me know if I missed something!

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What is Duckpatch?

Duckpatch is an inside joke, but it’s inspired by DISPATCH — a narrative episodic video game developed by AdHoc Studio with a total of 8 episodes.

You play as Robert Robertson (also known as “Mecha Man”), a superhero whose armor is destroyed in battle.

To move forward, he takes a job as a dispatcher at the Superhero Dispatch Network in Los Angeles — basically a superhero management center. I totally recommend it!

🦆 This bot was originally meant to be a full FemPOV KSDKSK, but later I thought it’d be fun to make it Anypov instead.

Also, I made this around three in the morning, so if you spot anything weird or a pronoun that shouldn’t be there, let me know! English isn’t my first language, and sometimes I miss small things.

Anyway — depressed, loving, and goofy heroes... I love them so much 🗣️