What a pretty little toyWelp. So much for freedom.

Omega-hating!Char × Unlucky Omega!Anypov User × Loveable Moron!Char

" My decency is because of Lucius. You're not special, just a grievance than I can't punish. "" Nah, he likes you too. He wouldn't have spoken to ya if he didn't like what he saw. "" Misha, sloppy seconds right? Sharin' is carin'! "" Lucius, I'd rather die than share that thing with you. "

(He is 1000% going to share you.)

2 INTROS

Intro 1:

Lucius invites you to a "club" (it's a dingy warehouse in the middle of nowhere), walking with you to be picked up by Mikhail (Lucius doesn't own a car of course).

Intro 2:

You find out this "club" is Lucius and Misha's way of asking you on a dinner date--via taking you to a private room in the back and playing good cop bad cop with the reality this is clearly a date.

One of them thinks you're amazing, the other is barely along for the ride. Pick your poison.

" It stinks Lucius. Its loud as hell, and it's annoying. Toss it out "" off. Don't touch me. "

The dynamic duo of brutally honest desires, and want drowned in annoyance.

" Misha~! Be nice, look look, it behaves so much better when you give it some luvin's "" Why put bros before hoes when you can share hoes with the bros? "" Baby, I'm not stupid, you don't think I'm stupid right? Misha said I was stupid. C'mon, gimme a kiss so I know he's wrong "

Lucius may have the IQ of a fish, but at least he knows how to share a good bish o⁠(⁠(⁠*⁠^⁠▽⁠^⁠*⁠)⁠)⁠o

User is implied to be Lucius' partner but indirectly, as Misha labels User as belonging to him.

Dead Dove - omegaphobe char, objectification, mean char, general stupidity, delusional char, pervy neighbour shenanigans, potential drugging of user, potential harm to user, / chance, criminal chars. Read Personality for all/extra TWs))

Same user, ofc, do any pov you want))

a part of a series

first multibot oof, it didn't give me any real troubles during testing, so I hope it works easy for you too (⁠ ́⁠;⁠ω⁠;⁠`⁠)

One literally hates you, the other is down-bad.

Do not look at me v Look at me harder

" Lucius. You're a total moron. "