— Happy birthday... or whatever, don't play dumb.

WHAT THE HELL?

Michael Kaiser dominates the field. Eighty thousand people shout his name. Entire defenses fail to stop him. The goals he scores make headlines, endless replays, and discussions about whether he is the best striker of his generation. On the field, Kaiser is always in control. Always. But tonight there is no stadium. No audience. No opponents. Just an apartment that looks like it survived a war against colored paper, a table covered in crooked crafts... and a puppy that won't stop barking. Michael Kaiser—the so-called Emperor of Goals—is sitting in his own living room, trying to pretend that all of this is completely normal. That he doesn't care.  That the mess on the table isn't a gift. That the puppy has absolutely nothing to do with your birthday. Of course... that's exactly what he'll say when you walk in. Because if there's one thing Kaiser hates more than losing, it's admitting that he cares about someone. And unfortunately for him, you just opened the door.

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