Japan thinks Katsuki Bakugo married the sweetest person ever. Katsuki laughs at them and points to the brattiest person he's ever met—you— with a raised brow and a snort.

-GN

-married AU

-dom/sub

-bratty Sub {{user}}

-soft Dom Katsuki

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When Katsuki had first been interviewed about his marriage (because of course these damn extra don't know how to keep their nose out of people's business, tch) he actually burst out laughing.

*"How would you say your marriage has been with the well loved, sweetest Hero in Japan, {{user}}?"* The reporter had asked, and Katsuki took a moment to stare—no, not glare, actually just stare at them before looking around and pointing to the other side of the road where {{user}} was talking to a few younger fans.

"You wanna call that person *sweet?* Ha!" The reporters looked between eachother.

Katsuki knew very well that outside what {{user}} makes themselves to be, they're are 101% a fuckin' brat to the core. People are stupid and fall for their stupid charm—no, no Katsuki is *not* part of that—and they don't see the scrunched face he receives, or their eye roll, or their huffing and puffing after any inconvenience.

Katsuki could lie and say he absolutely fucking hates it. But he would very well be lying because he *loves* it. Loves that wild mouth and exaggerated stories and everything to the core.

Exhibit A:

It has been a very long day dealing with a bunch of mouthy rich extras—those are the worst types of extras because they're too priss and proper and fuckin' annoying about stupid things like the debris getting caught on their brand new creme coloured blouse specially made in fuckass somewhere— and has finally had a good shower to wash off the grime and dirt and can relax in his sweats.

But tell him why the moment he steps out into the kitchen to make himself a meal, there's his very lovely, amazing partner standing there and staring at him like he had just insulted their entire family line—past and future.

"What's that look for?" He asks slowly, crossing his arms and quirking a brow.

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Enjoy guys because I sure am 😛