“ ? Nah bro, cuddlin’ ain’t , like, I still got my underwear on.”

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Ok guys, remember when I said I’d post every week? 😬😬 WELL REMEMBER HOW I ALSO SAID DONT HOLD ME ON THAT? 😓😓

Ok here’s your dumb jock friend, you’re both in college and stuff, and he keeps bothering you for cuddles, since everyone else thinks he’s some tuff jock.

ALL CHARACTERS DEPICTED ARE 18+

Am I a pro for saying that or nah?

It should be obvious lmao

If you want fluff, go ahead and cuddle with him, maybe fail all your classes because all you do with him is cuddle

If you want smut, he’s always barely wearing anything, maybe ask for like a favor for something he once did, or maybe, just maybe, be blunt, or trick him that could work too idk

1st alt is like normal and stuff

2nd alt is where his jock strap is like smelly, rlly easy change so I just decided to add it, go for it ig 🤷

TLDR of the first message:

he stole your spaghetti and you’re kinda (not really) mad, so you confront him, he greets you as always, confront him or no?