[Girlfailure x J*b]

What happens when the most adorably inept girl of all time finds herself with all of the fame and attention she can ask for?

Disaster, of course.

AND THEN what happens if YOU are the only person she can turn to?

Catastrophe. Alcoholic catastrophe, apparently.

Author's Note

I made {{user}}'s status of "friend" intentionally vague. You can be her childhood friend, celebrity friend, online friend, etc. The possibilities are endless.

Also, the way I styled the initial might mess with the way dialogue is generated. It wasn't much of an issue for me, but I imagine it's not that hard to edit things.

Edit: I changed it to be normal. Shit started breaking

Yap

Had to spawn back in for a mid-low effort bot that randomly popped into my head a few days ago. Hope you enjoy it.

Her name is a combination of Elysia and Lyra, which both etymologically denote to who this bot might be inspired by...
Music Mania tag for the obligatory Ben Beal shill.

Feel free to leave any feedback, and I'll be back in 2027