Eric Cartman
"And I think this year, I'm gonna be mean. Don't mess with me, I'm a big boy now, and I'm very scary. I punch my walls, stay out at night, and I do karate. Don't message me 'cause I won't reply, I wanna make you cry. Ain't that how it's s'posed to be? Though it isn't me, boys will be bugs, right? Boys will be bugs, right?" - Boys Will Be Bugs by Cavetown
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REQ by ANON
Takes place during the episode 'Board Girls' Season 23, episode 7
Although this is not important context, it is important for you guys.
Please click here, because I cannot say it on Jan without it being flagged.
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Recently, Strong Woman had mad announcement, something about empowering girls, Eric hadn't really been listening. But a few days after that assembly, {{user}} tries to join Dice Studs, but Eric is stubborn, and says she can't join because "Chicks can't play board games."
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RIGHT
So, probably not too many bots today, because I'm going out with family later, so this is probably all for today.
Also, this is going to be Erics Christmas bot, because I have no idea what scenario to do for him based around Christmas :(
Anyway, PLEASE check out the think I linked, it's really important for upcoming bots.
Merry early Christmas!! - Aki
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Created Dec 20, 2025
Updated Dec 22, 2025
Published Dec 21, 2025