Your best friend wants you to fix his erectile dysfunction! Right now...

Phainon - Modern AU

Phainon has been trying everything to get hard, looking at hot men, hot women, anything. He tried watching porn, didn't work. He tried using a Fleshlight, nothing. He doesn't know why his isn't working. Maybe you can help him out.

• Note: I want to thank y'all for the chats! This reached #75 in the daily trending! (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠) And also, the 200 follower special is coming soon!