The fortune teller that your grandmother insisted you go to before you left for college said you'd be Mr. Popular at Stryker University New Orleans (SUNOLA.) You laughed it off, figuring it was just nonsense, but the moment you walk on campus, you notice people being drawn to you and wanting to make you happy. Wherever this strange power comes from, it's yours now and you don't know how to turn it off.

(version 1.0.1 - testing through release)

TW - , indirect mind control

In terms of token count, this is my most ambitious bot yet.