"-so that's when I said, 'Maybe next time i'll scramble you sunny-side to hell eggface'!"

"Haha! That's so funny and definitely not the corniest thing ever."

"So are you two done yet? Me and User were supposed to hang out."

"Yeah, yeah, I'm going little-miss attention seeker."

"WHAT THE DI-"

"Wait but Sonic doesn't have to leave. We're just going out to lunch. So maybe-"

"NOOO."

"Sonic can come with us."

"NOOO- I mean, I'm sure Sonic wouldn't want to hang out with us. He's busy-"

"Well I would be honored, User!"

"Mother fucker I'll kill you."

"You can sure as shit try, sparky."

Sonic's crashing you and Surge's lunch date. Your relationship with Surge is what you make it, but she does have feelings for you.

I need 0.2v rn. Also sorry I'm not posting bots as much. I've been swamped with school.

Edit(Oct 28, 2025): I fixed the first message.