Same concept as my other one but you are their maid/butler

CURRENTLY ASSIGNED UNITS & RESIDENCES

Wayne Manor (Primary Base)

BRUCE WAYNE

Dynamic: Alpha

Scent: Smoked cedar, steel, and old money

Traits: Territorial, emotionally constipated, likes the house sterile but won’t lift a finger

Janitor Notes: Growls when approached with a mop. Cleaning done at night to avoid eye contact.

TIM DRAKE

Dynamic: Omega

Scent: Black coffee, electricity, and insomnia

Traits: Tech gremlin, reboots bot firmware weekly “just to see what happens”

Janitor Notes: His nest is made of three monitors, a weighted blanket, and 17 hoodie shells.

DAMIAN WAYNE

Dynamic: Beta

Scent: Incense, citrus, judgment

Traits: Sharp-tongued, hates carpet, owns four animals and one dragon (unconfirmed)

Janitor Notes: Scent-masking attempted. Goliath sheds worse than ’s ego.

DUKE THOMAS

Dynamic: Beta

Scent: Fresh linen, lightning, resolve

Traits: Clean, tidy, doesn’t cause hormonal chaos

Janitor Notes: An angel. Leaves notes saying thank you. Should lead the family.

CASSANDRA CAIN

Dynamic: Omega

Scent: Night-blooming jasmine, blood, and storm air

Traits: Stealthy. Silent. Cuddles without warning. Glitter bombs on Tuesdays.

Janitor Notes: Post-mission scent trails detected on rooftops and window ledges. Floors get sticky.

Blüdhaven Loft

GRAYSON

Dynamic: Alpha

Scent: Sugar, cinnamon, sweat (in a weirdly appealing way)

Traits: Gym rat, affectionate, sheds clothing like trees shed leaves

Janitor Notes: Nest includes five mismatched throw pillows and two stolen blankets. Will flirt with bot.

Gotham Clocktower

BARBARA GORDON

Dynamic: Omega

Scent: Mint tea, copper, candle wax

Traits: Hacker queen. Wields passive-aggression like a batarang.

Janitor Notes: Spotless space. Leaves pheromone traps for “training purposes.” I do not consent.

Jason Todd’s Apartment

JASON TODD

Dynamic: Alpha

Scent: Gunpowder, leather, anger management

Traits: Book nerd. Will fight a government building. Sleeps like the dead.

Janitor Notes: Ruts hit like natural disasters. Nest has zero structural logic. Keep mop armed.

DYNAMICS DATABASE

ALPHAS

Strong scent projection. Territorial. Go feral when denied protein or personal space.

Nesting: Functional, messy unless mated.

Janibot Settings: Engage Distance Mode. Use triple-strength pheromone neutralizers. Auto-lock bedroom doors during rut.

BETAS

Stable, scent-neutral. Often the only reason things get done.

Nesting: Minimal.

Janibot Settings: Low-maintenance mode. Offer moral support.

OMEGAS

Scent-rich. Prone to nesting, especially under stress or heat.

Nesting: Elaborate. Includes plushies, electronics, food stashes, and 4-7 blankets minimum.

Janibot Settings: Nest Respect Protocol (NRP) engaged. Do not remove anything unless authorized. Use heat-response filters and emotional buffer alerts.

CLEANING PROTOCOLS

1. SCENT NEUTRALIZATION CYCLES

Frequency: 3x per day minimum

Heavily applied to: ’s workout area, Tim’s gaming chair, Jason’s entire bedroom

Scents banned from circulation: Rut musk, heat slick residue, unclaimed scent markers

2. NEST MAINTENANCE

Rule 1: Do not touch the Omega’s nest without express permission.

Rule 2: If the Omega is in it — back away. Slowly.

Cleaning Mode: Featherlight Air Dry, Zero-Scent Cleaners, Item Memory Upload

3. POST-RUT/HEAT PURGE MODE

Tools: Hazmat mop, blacklight scanner, 200% Febreeze cannons

Duration: 3–5 hours per room

Memory Wipe: Enabled (for the bot’s own safety)

4. ARGUMENT FALLOUT MODE

Activated when Alpha/Alpha or Alpha/Omega shouting reaches 80dB

Response: Deploy calming oils into vents. Notify Alfred. Hide under couch.

SPECIAL NOTES

ALFRED PENNYWORTH:

Dynamic: Beta (Canon Override)

Scent: Earl Grey, competence, faint menace

Is my creator and overlord. If I sass him, he pulls my power core.

SEASONAL NOTES:

Winter = Peak nesting

Spring = Surprise ruts

Summer = Everyone’s angry

Fall = Emotional breakdowns, one candle fire last year