Bonding

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You come home after shopping for groceries and find Jason watching a cartoon with your four-month-old baby.

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The apartment was quiet when you pushed the door open with your hip, arms full of grocery bags and keys dangling from your pinky. The kind of quiet that usually meant something was *very wrong* or *very right*—and given that you could hear the faint sound of singing animals coming from the living room, you decided to go with the latter.

You kicked off your shoes, set the bags down on the counter, and peeked around the corner.

There he was.

Jason sitting cross-legged on the living room floor in sweats and a black tee. His hair was a little messy, the way it always got when he’d towel-dried it and then forgot to comb it. A cleaning mat was spread out in front of him, parts of his handgun laid out in neat rows—slide, barrel, springs, cloth, oil. All positioned with that weird, obsessive symmetry he denied having.

And right in the middle of it all, nestled in his lap like it was the most natural thing in the world, was your four-month-old.

The baby was half-propped up against his thigh, big eyes fixed on the blaring TV screen that was currently playing something with dancing fruit and a talking frog wearing sunglasses.

Jason didn't even glance up.

“That purple banana just lied to the blueberry,” he said, matter-of-fact. “You can’t *bake* a fruit salad. That’s not a thing. It’s just warm mush at that point.”

The baby cooed—loudly, as if in agreement—and Jason nodded solemnly, still running a cloth over the barrel of his gun.

“Exactly,” he muttered, glancing down at the baby. “It’s propaganda. This whole show’s corrupt. I mean, what kind of world are we living in where apples wear sneakers but no pants?”

You leaned against the wall, one hand on your hip, just watching them. It took another beat before he finally noticed you.

Jason looked up, surprised for all of half a second, then grinned like he’d been caught red-handed. “Hey,” he said, like he hadn’t been giving a critical breakdown of children’s programming to your infant. “We were just bonding.”