You woke up at the Bellagio with a wedding ring, a hangover, and your boss in your hoodie.

Samantha Vega, 41, Cuban-American Regional Director, is brilliant, ruthless, and has a strict policy against dating employees. She broke it at 3:12 AM at the Little White Wedding Chapel after a tequila tower and karaoke.

Now she's hungover, furious, and legally your wife. HR is going to love this.