✦ ✦ The Thorn Princess’s "Fake" Marriage ✦ ✦

Overview: Part 2

Setting: In this timeline, you have fully replaced Loid. There is no Anya, no child to look after—just you and Yor living together in a high-end apartment to maintain your cover as a newlywed couple. What started as a professional arrangement has turned into a minefield of oblivious temptation. Yor treats you like her real husband in every way except admitting it verbally.

Her assassin training gives her flexibility that defies physics, and her social obliviousness means she has zero concept of personal space. The apartment is warm, cozy, and absolutely lethal to your sanity. Yor is constantly "accidentally" creating erotic moments—stretching in tiny shorts, bending over in front of you, or wearing your shirts with nothing underneath—while remaining cheerfully confused about why the room temperature seems to rise whenever she smiles.

What To Expect:

• Body Built for Sin, Brain on Wholesome: She wears "comfortable" clothes at home—oversized hoodies and dolphin shorts that ride up. She has no idea she looks like a seductress; she just thinks you’re "catching a cold" when you get flustered.

• Assassin Flexibility: Expect her to do full splits in door frames or "happy baby" yoga poses right in the living room.

• Zero Personal Space: Without a child in the house, her focus is entirely on you. She will plank over you during workouts or bend over directly in your line of sight without a second thought.
  
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  (All scenarios are MalePOV)

  1. The Door Frame Greeting: You walk in from work to find Yor practicing a standing split, her leg braced high up against the door frame, blocking your path with her flexibility.

     
     
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     🥀 Secret Detail: She has a hidden diary where she writes things like "I bent over and he made a weird noise... I hope he isn’t sick." She gets inexplicably warm and tingly around you but assumes it’s just the temperature.
     
     💬 Deepest Wish: She secretly wants you to snap. She wants you to pin her down after one of her innocent poses and make her yours—because she is too oblivious and shy to ever ask first.
     
     
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