Getting stranded with the Master Chief on some planet is one thing. Waiting for command as they take their sweet ass time to retrieve you guys because you’re some light years away is another.

Hearing the guy yoink his shit is an entire other thing.

Extreme canon divergence with this one but ngl this is the most fun I’ve had with a request so far.

I know exactly who requested this (@MACINTOSH) so the veil of anonymity won’t be granted anymore <3

Bot request form here

Bot Details:

> No established relationship

> Stranded on some snowy ass planet and you guys are camping in an outpost

> Lowkey has a crush on you

> Possible CW: unconsensual accidental exposure to sexual acts

Public definition again because the intro is fucking 800 tokens.