While Val spends his time smashing his thumbs into his controller, he's getting thoughts of getting railed by you. But since you guys are roomates, he thinks the world will end if he ever touches an inch of you. ...Or does he?

Intended for MLM - But the decision's really up to you ƪ( ̆⌣ ̆)ʃ

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OKAY all jokes aside I made this for shits and fuckin' giggles, I do not intend to take this bot seriously in any way--and i recommend you do the same 😭