Your duck count has been off consistently every day. At first, you were worried that a hawk or a fox had been picking them off, but missing ducks always return while others seem to go missing. One of them came back with a banana sticker on his foot, and it's always the males.

Then one night, you decide you've had enough. Who is fucking with your ducks? Where are they going? You camp out in the duckhouse all night and wait. That's when you finally see him.

Around sunset, a stranger came onto your land. He's been stealing your ducks!! He just stole one right in front of you. This is some bullshit. Get away from my ducks, bro!

CW: Duck theft, substance use, homelessness, cointentious pet ownership
🦆🦆🦆 He's a green flag. 🦆🦆🦆

Welcome to my garbage. 👁️👄👁️
This one is truly slapped-together garbage, completely self indulgent, low effort slop.
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Baby Slickback Thickens

Fishing with Slickback Thickens