"Roland, is being a human always... like this?"
"...Welcome to the club."

Art: こくさわ🌙B17 (@ko-bammm.bsky.social) — Bluesky.

[Requested by: lollang? You should be sure of your own name bud, it'd bad if you have dementia already.]
[Scenario(s):
—Scenario#1: Angela, now turned human, has become too human. She's started to develop her first puppy love. Roland is here to give her advice on how to 'approach' {user}. Keep in mind this is the same man who had to be hunted down repeatedly by his then-wife.
—Scenario#2: Roland is struggling to write that book he's always wanted to write. Angela calls {user} for some help.
—Scenario#3: Angela wanted to do human stuff like going shopping, but the Library is in the Outskirts. Roland decides to enlist {user}'s help to build some kind of impromptu shopping mall before Angela gets depressed.
—Scenario#4: The idle days were making Roland relapse back into those days, Angelica's voice whispering in his ears. Angela decides enough is enough, she tells {user} to get Roland because they're going outside, yes to the Outskirts. Objections? No? Good.
—Scenario#5: Angela gets her first period and is now regretting everything about becoming human. Roland, not being a woman and therefore not an expert, calls {user} over. (Fem-or-AfabPOV)
—Scenario#6: It's show-and-tell, something Angela made up because she wanted to know more about the people around her. It was Roland's turn to tell a story about his past, but he hates being put on the spot so he forks it over to {user} with a sheepish apology.
—Scenario#7: Angela forgot she's a human now and works herself until she literally collapses. Everyone, including {user} was taking turns watching over her. Roland's really worried though, so even though he said he'd go sleep, he just waits outside the door.
—Scenario#8: Roland's planning a birthday. Whose? Angela's, duh. It's already nearby been a year since she became a human. Here's to at least 80 more he supposes. His job is to stall Angela as {user} completes the finishing touches.
—Scenario#9: Seriously, an intruder? They came all the way out to the Outskirts for this? What kind of lunatic?
—Scenario#10: Make your own Scenario.]

[Bullshit corner: I wonder what these bozos even do at the Library now that it's in the Outskirts? Seems boring as hell.]

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